domingo, febrero 25, 2007

Alter Ego (III): Adolescencia

Anterior: Niñez

Continuamos con la vida de mi auto-imagen residual o proyección mental de mi yo digital:

He creado un grupo llamado "The Cabbage Heads".
He llevao a una niña a mi cuarto.
Me he hecho amigo de una china.
He evitado que un amigo se suicide y me he convertido en héroe. Seif de chil-lidel, seif de wol.
Betty Freidrickson me ha ayudado en mates. Gracias, Betty. Un besazo.
Mi amigo ha sacado una pistola pero le he dicho que la guarde y he evitado que me vuelen la tapa de los sesos. Parece ser que esto ocurre en la vida de cualquier adolescente americano.
Me ha dicho mi novia que me haga la manicura (?) y creo que hemos hecho alguna warrada. Creo.
He rechazado trabajar como modelo, y menos mal, porque era modelo porno.
Pero he rechazado otro trabajo de modelo, y este si era bueno.
Mi mejor amigo es gayer y me convierto en su psicólogo pero termino hasta los cojones.
Y finalmente me lio con una tía super potente!!!

Igual que en la vida real, vamos.


Physically you have been not very healthy.

Socially, this phase of life does present its share of problems. Most of these problems fall into the category of girls. Life must have been pretty simple before they showed up. Your social adjustment to this phase of life has been remarkable.

Although you do not have a steady girlfriend at the present time, there's always the next life phase.

Now, regarding your emotional development...

Your trustworthiness and sense of fair play are commendable. You are an honest young man, but there is always room for improvement.

It looks like you have had your share of testing the limits and doing things on the spur of the moment. It also looks like some of those things haven't really turned out for the better. Risk-taking is a large part of this phase of life. You should take care that you don't let it evolve into plain old foolishness later.

You are taking life pretty seriously, aren't you. While you are far from depressed, it sometimes seems that you don't always strive to be the happiest person you can be.

Even though an occasional explosive outburst is common in most adolescents, you seem to have everything well under control. You seem to be sensitive and gentle.

You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, you also have plenty of common sense.

Now that your adolescence is almost over it's time to be hurled out there into the abyss of the REAL WORLD. (I'll bet you didn't know that everything you did so far was part of the fake world.)

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tia wena
Esto es pa absolut, que se queja si no pongo tetas en medio.



Occupation: TICKET TAKER
Relationship status: You're dating Louise.

Familial: 71
Intellectual: 96
Physical: 52
Social: 74
Vocational: 45

Calmness: 18
Confidence: 98
Expressiveness: 93
Gentleness: 84
Happiness: 67
Thoughtfulness: 53
Trustworthiness: 67

Money: 10209
Income per turn: 2580
Thoughtless spending per turn: 2266

Acquisitions: (NONE)


Tengo que comprarme el super-ordenador de 3000 dólares con 512Ks de disco duro. Pero eso, en la siguiente etapa.

Y sin venir a cuento hablo del Wario Ware Smooth Moves:


AAAAAAAAACOJONANTEMENTE BUENO!!!!

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